Wednesday, July 10, 2013

New Bigfoot Toy to be Sold at Showing of Fake Bigfoot

Nothing makes cryptozoology seem more like a real science than it's excitement about being associated with hoaxes and children's toys. And so the ultra-famous (to Bigfoot fans) Craig Woolheater (of Cryptomundo notoriety) will be at the premiere of the Return of the Minnesota Iceman, selling his SQUATCHIT predator-calling toys to children just in case the kids weren't already loud enough for the predators to hear. 

How do I know this? Because the kind Mr. Woolheater put out THIS PUBLICITY RELEASE to make sure we knew every hairy detail! 

Go ahead, click the link. You've only had HALF the fun so far!

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