TMX is reportering a like XCLUSIVE that Charlie Sheen's L8est show biz frenemy is Tha Lock Nest Monstar yo OMG!!!! Yes, it seams that Charlie is in a cat fite w/tha Lock Nest Monstar. In his mind. REED MORE HEAR <<Their
Drugz R amazering, huh? OMG We luv u show biz Yay!
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According to Hollywood Reporter, Les Stroud the Survivorman is going to attempt to, well, SURVIVE deep inside Bigfoot/Sasquatch turf with minimal supplies and technology.
Except that he'll be on national television, but Bigfoot doesn't mind things like cameras!
OMG its ME, Debbie American Hooray!
OMG if ur like me, ur lookin 4 a wy 2 get ovar anuthar hangovar Hooray!
Becuz wen u came home this mrning from partying, insteda drinking lotsa fluidz like u wer like tolled 2 do, u ofcoarse drank tha rest of ur choklit beer & watchd SPOOKERY CAMPFIRE STORYS on tha YouTube yo!
JUST LIKE THIS NEXT 1:
OMG u cant tell ME thats not spookery cuz I know spookery wen I here it yo OMG BADASS!
ABOVE: Bigfoot shown in his natural habitat inside the Loren Coleman Museum
According to the Examiner, Christopher Maloney, documentary director of The Death of Andy Kaufman, has been making a new documentary about Bigfoot witnesses!
Nothing makes cryptozoology seem more like a real science than it's excitement about being associated with hoaxes and children's toys. And so the ultra-famous (to Bigfoot fans) Craig Woolheater (of Cryptomundo notoriety) will be at the premiere of the Return of the Minnesota Iceman, selling his SQUATCHIT predator-calling toys to children just in case the kids weren't already loud enough for the predators to hear.
How do I know this? Because the kind Mr. Woolheater put out THIS PUBLICITY RELEASE to make sure we knew every hairy detail!
Go ahead, click the link. You've only had HALF the fun so far!
SPOOKERY is a "word" often used by Those American Girls on twitter and in their humorous podcasts. Is the medical drawing of an apparent alien skull above "real" or "Photoshop?"
Either way it's 100% "SPOOKERY!"
Alicia, Debbie and I are all allowed to post here, so expect heavy blogging on Wednesdays and occasional Spookeryness throughout the rest of the week.