Famly of Elfrechauns on 72nd Street OMG!

OMG Shhhh! Don't wake tha elfrechaun yo!
OMG I dixcovard a like FAMLY of elfrechauns livering undar a tree on 72nd St yo OMG!
I think Im guna go back & record a podcast intervuing them if I can get ahold of there agent yo!
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SPOOKERY Amonalus Aminal Trax in NYC yo OMG SPOOKERY!

OMG yo it's like ME Debbie American Hooray!
OMG chekitout I founded theze like SPOOKERY aminal trax in NYC yo on tha sidewalk yo OMG! Thay like LOOK like thay CULD B like dog or cat trax BUTT--
& this is a big butt--
Wat cat or dog hav U evar met who was like SO HEVY that he like wuld like leeve DEEP IMPRESSIONATIONS in2 like CONKRETE yo?
Think about it--
How like HEVY wuld this aminal hav had 2 hav BIN 2 like leev theze trax yo?
Eleventy gazillion pounds?
That's my scianterrific estimulation, but perhaps it mite hav evan like waid MORE yo OMG!
SO SPOOKERY OMG!!!!
So tha next time sum1 sez their is no mystrery left in tha wurld,
u just tell em about THIS yo OMG!!
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